Mesmeric sheathes of dog lunacy assail and assuage me
The “Lionel” in us all dissuades “Miriam”
But O beware, so so beware of tics and Micks and
The allegorical novellas of Paulo Coelho

Mustard on my brain
Mind gravel
Mind tobacco
A bath’s not a bath without bubbles
“Hey Bubbles, come in, the water’s lovely”
O you rank flatulent masturbator of the stoat
Inhibitor of the goat
Rye wry why facilitator of the beige coat

Carnal Vaseline-mongers eat only “soft” cheese and day old milk monitors
I am “Grenville” says the Visigoth vassal, “but I am Revin” says the divot doctor
But O concede, so so recede into anal vinegar and penile moths “mode”
And climb towards Chorley ( Central Lancashire ) to be born to Dirty Mary.