Hi! Mr. Garbage!
Hi! Miss. Trash!
How is Filth?
All a great mess.
Anything can I do?
Is a can of help?

Oh, junk and rubbish;
Nonsense and refuse;
Riffraff and rabble;
Trifles and residuals;
Obsolete and leavings;
Remains, waste, disposals;
Remnants, remainders;
Debris, rubbish, bins;
Pick ups and recycles;
All a great mess;
All dirt and removals.
What a can be of help?
Mr. Garbage! Thanks!