Two Boiled Eggs

a poem by Trunkhead

I taught Hambles the hamster to use the dishwasher
It was back in the days when scrim was still in fashion

One
Boiled
Egg
Two
Boiled
Eggs

War is BAD
Don’t kill people
In fact it’s quite naughty

I’m caught in a turbulent eddie and so is Hambles
Leave us in peace with the ecover dishwasher tablets
DoN’t JuDge US

Three
Boiled
Eggs
Four
Boiled
Eggs

ENEMas