I have a little dog, whose name is Sonne
He’s busy eating at night and sleeps all through the day.
He’s a terror when he’s angry and a darling when he’s not,
He got a huge ego, and he think he’s real hot!
He comforts me when I’m sad and licks me when I’m happy,
He is used to being pampered by everyone in the family!
He demands attention all the time
And insists that we brush his coat until it sparkles and shines!
That Sonne is really naughty and he likes this bitch called Shirl
But despite all his innocent faults,
He is my best friend in the world!