A Love Poem on ACCOUNTS

a poem by Amresh Vashisht

Anupma, In the JOURNAL paper of my Heart,
I have written a JOURNAL ENTRY,
DEBITING your Love and CREDITING my Affection,
Darling you write a NARRATION.
Your First Love, I have already indicated
In the LEDGER FOLIO columns,
Any way our relations are based
On a DOUBLE ENTRY system,
And as our LOVE is REAL and TANGIBLE,
You DEBIT what comes in,
I CREDIT was goes out,
Your Beauty is CAPITAL in our Business,
My eyes are STOCK-IN-TRADE,
Let us enter into a TRANSACTION.
You secretly give a TRADE DISCOUNT,
I will openly give you a CASH DISCOUNT,
And thus my Partner,
Our TRADING AND PROFIT and LOSS ACCOUNT
Will show SUPER PROFITS.
On the CHEQUE of your Cheeks,
I have enclosed all my WEALTH.
Any time you desire to do so,
The little counter of my Heart
Will remain open for you,
Even during NON-BANKING hours.
Darling, you are just like a CONTRA ENTRY,
You are at the DEBIT side and
CREDIT side, Both at the same time.
And so my dear, Let us RECTIFY
All our ERRORS AND TOTAL THE TRIAL
BALANCE of our affairs ARITHMETICALLY,
Without maintaining any SUSPENSE ACCOUNT.
In the BALANCE SHEET of life,
Our children will be ASSETS and
SUNDRY DEBTORS,
Animesh will call as
SUNDRY DEBTORS.
Amisha will call as
SUNDRY CREDITORS,
Our BALANCE SHEET will TALLY Automatically
and our AUDITORS will certify,
“THE ACCOUNTS SHOW A TRUE and FAIR
VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED
BY YOU and ME.