Some of my friends stop being friendly, weekly once
Not that I’ve counted if it’s weekly once or thrice but that’s just a guess
My friends have dogs, my friends have no tails
Once a week(guessing) these dogs stop wagging their tails
So I caught the tails of all these dogs, tied them in a bunch and asked them to wag
After that, these dogs haven’t any friends
I stop dreaming (not guessing) two weeks at once.